U.S. president Donald J. Trump is now accusing Canadians, all Canadians, no doubt, of tripping down south, buying shoes and wearing them back in order to avoid the huge "tariffs". I saw the news vid of him ranting about the issue. He's positively obsessed with this country and its lowly inhabitants.
He'll really freak when this news gets out:
Canadians are venturing down to the States to buy underwear off all kinds. When they get back to the home country they execute a sneaky little wardrobe change; what had been worn in the usual position to pass customs is methodically moved: The underwear is now worn on the outside.