This morning I saw a television advert for a new movie that looks an awful lot like a run-of-the-mill video/computer game.
Titled Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets it looks like one of those contraptions that begs the viewer to look at every point in the frame before the next image rolls along. (I am aware of its comic book origins. Which is probably where it should have stayed.)
While the ad wound down I could swear I saw a critical rave text piece that said something like: "The movie you've been asking for!"
I don't know about that. I've been asking for a good movie.
(Post Script: It looks to me like Valerian needs some Valium.)