Years ago I read aloud some of Woody Allen's best "dark" quotes to a friend of mine. She responded regularly with a sour: "That's not funny!"
I thought they were funny; every time I managed to get one out I folded, almost collapsing.
Minutes ago I decided I would try to conjure up a dark quote that may look as though it came from the great comedian's pen:
"I'm not afraid of dying, but I am worried about the possibility that I won't be around to enjoy it."